NO SEX PLEASE, WE'RE BRITISH
by Anthony Marriott, Alistair Foot
directed by Damon Bonetti
July 9 to August 23
A young bride lives above a bank with her husband, who is the assistant manager. One day, she innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films, and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the man's mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent, and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right - all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closed or slamming doors. This farce ran in London over eight years and also delighted Broadway audiences.
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